Monday 14 March 2011

That Martin Kemp\Marco Pierre White\Bernard Matthews mess.

Who commissioned this mess?

It smacks vaguley as a scene from The Sopranos. Mafia boss turns up at restaurant of chef who owes him a favour. Chef, quitely shitting it tries to diffuse the situation by rambling on woodenly about the benefits of turkey. Mafia boss sinisterly eats said turkey. Chef makes a misjudged joke about mafia boss's wife's cooking. Think we all know the outcome.

Its like it was borne from that scene from that Alan Partridge episode where he's desperately pitching shit TV ideas at David Schneider.You can imagine hims saying it... "Jet from Gladiators to host a millenium barn dance at Yeovil aerodome or how about Marco Pierre White, famous chef and Martin Kemp from 80's pop group Spandau Ballet discussing the benefits of turkey. MONKEY TENNIS!"

Basically, I think its shit.


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